1. �VAD

 1. epiz�d

• Parent Power
• Hugh's Poem
• Young People
• SAS
• Spoonbending with Mr Nude
• Censored
• Haircut

2. epiz�d

• Information
• Sound Name (Derek Nippl-e)
• Language Conversation (Continued in Series Two's "Beauty and Ideas")
• Chatshow
• Spies One (1st Control & Tony)
• Beggar
• Troubleshooters (1st John & Peter)

3. epiz�d

• Hugh's Brain
• Gordon and Stuart Eat Greek (2nd Gordon & Stuart)  
• Doctor Tobacco
• Open University
• Spies Two (2nd Control & Tony)
• Special Squad

4. epiz�d

• Prize Poem
• Madness  
• Spies Three (3rd Control & Tony)
• Bank Loan
• Nipples
• Inspector Venice (Stole My Sketch 3)
• Tomorrow's World

5. epiz�d

• Lavatories
• Critics One
• Judge Not
• Critics Four
• The "Burt"
• Christening

6. epiz�d

• Marjorie's Fall
• Puppy Appeal
• Girlfriend's Breasts
• Spies Four (4th Control & Tony)
• Violence
• Chicken
• Cocoa  

2. �VAD

• Flushed Grollings
• Dammit 1 (2nd John & Peter)
• Fast Talker
• Grandfather's Things
• Psychiatrist
• Commentators
• Spies/Pulse (5th Control & Tony)
• Michael Jackson ("Move It On Out Girl" song)

2. epiz�d

• Spies/Pigeons (6th Control & Tony)
• Trick or Treat (Tideymans)
• Play It Again, Sam
• Major Donaldson
• Dammit 2 (3rd John & Peter) (Tideymans)  

3. epiz�d

• Swearing
• Witness
• Over to You
• Jewellry
• Society
• Dammit 4 (4th John & Peter)

4. epiz�d

• Dinner With Digby
• Hard Man's Record (1st Alan)
• Small Talk
• Dammit Lavatories (5th John & Peter)
• The Robert Robinsons
• Spies/Telescope (7th Control & Tony)

5. epiz�d

• Rhodes Boysons
• Amputated Genitals
• The Cause (1st Jack & Freddy/Neddy) (3rd Gordon & Stuart)
• Where Eagles Dare

6. epiz�d

• Satire/Tribute ("Where is the Lid?" song)
• Yellow Pages
• Beauty and Ideas (Continued from Series One's "Language Conversation")
• Anarchy  
• First Kiss
• Borrowing A Fiver Off
• Spies/Firing (8th Control & Tony)
• Introducing My Grandfather To...
• A Vision of Britain
• Wrong Directions (follows the end credits)

3. �VAD 

1. epiz�d

• A Word, Timothy
• Very Upset
• Love Me Tender (song)
• Milk Pot
• The Department
• Stephen's Song (song)
• Psychiatrists

2. epiz�d

• Condom Quickie
• Embassy
• Duel
• Ass-Kickers' Song (song)
• Petrol Attendants
• Jobs
• European Deal
• Cocktail Ending 1: A Slow Snog with a Distant Relative

3. epiz�d

• We Haven't Met
• Names
• The Other Department
• Hey Jude (song)
• The Day I Forgot My Legs
• Firing
• Question of Sport
• Shoe Shop

4. �vad

• Get Well Card
• "Photocopying My Genitals With ..."
• My Ass
• My Ass Critique
• News Report
• Patriotism
• AA
• Marmalade  
• The Red Hat of Patferrick
• Cocktail Ending 2: A Mug of Horlicks

5. �vad

• Balls
• Mental Health
• Spaghetti
• Countdown to Hell
• The New Cause (2nd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)
• Neddy PM (3rd Jack & Freddy/Neddy)

6. epiz�d

• My Dear Boy
• Horrormen
• Tahitian Kitchen
• Devil's Music (The Bishop and the Warlord)
• Flying a Light Aircraft with ...  

4. �VAD

1. epiz�d

• Grey and Hopeless
• Blame
• Charter
• Jane's Poem
• Smell
• All We Gotta' Do
• Channel Changer
• Wonderful Life

2. epiz�d

• Dog Hamper
• Child Abuse
• Going for Gold
• Fascion
• Avenger
• Operational Criteria

3. epiz�d

• Barman
• Interruptus
• For Some Reason Angry
• Don't Be Dirty  

4. epiz�d

• Soccer School
• Dalliard: Models
• Head Gardener
• Gelliant Gutfright("Flowers For Wendy")  

5. epiz�d

• Oprah Winfrey  
• Grand Prix
• Tribunal
• Red and Shiny
• Pooch
• Disgusting  

6. epiz�d

• Young Tory of the Year
• Gossiping Heads
• Death Threat
• Honda
• The Duke of Northampton

7. epiz�d 

• Religianto
• Consent
• Sophisticated Song (song)
• Fast Monologue
• Truancy
• Cocktail Ending: A Modern Britain